‘So, we’ll see’ mARTINI Glass set

When you purchase this set of martini glasses, you’re not just buying an artisan masterpiece hand-blown on the island of Murano, Italy.* You’re buying a statement that says:

“(disinfectant) knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see…”

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depreciating effigy

Watch this diminish as it’s used. Payments accepted in Bitcoin.

Ventriloquism ‘EASY MODE’ KIT

Impress your friends and loved ones during the pandemic with this deceptively easy artform.

Human Capital Stamp Set

What do you give the bureaucrat who has everything? Control.

To womb it may concern,

There will be no abortions in a labor shortage.

Yours in Christ,

̶(̶T̶X̶)̶ ̶S̶e̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶B̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶8̶ -SCOTUS